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ROCK!!!
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New Project....
Your job is to make sense of this routing system....
Discuss.....
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Smell it... SMELL IT!!!!
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I have had to contend with cable management disasters nearly my entire career (all the way back to my first civilian job where I worked with Finnster) and this ....ZOMGWTFBBQTWITCH.... may be one of the most frightening things I've seen in a while. The volume of cables alone is enough to nearly make me lose bowel control, but it's how the cables span all the way across the fucking row. No cable trays, no ties, no rack wire management, and nobody ever gave a flying gorilla shit about custom cutting the cables to fit. On that note, the insult to injury is seeing the fucking cable spool on the floor, so I KNOW those assholes made those cables.
This picture aggravates my OCD tendencies to the point of breaking out into hives and shaking like a frightened chihuahua on Meth. So, since I can't grab a box of RJ-45s and a set of crimps, I'll just post something that looks even worse. Enjoy.
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www.voidofcontent.com "Only 90 hours a week?? Pussy." -- Big_Kahunaca "and yes godammit, I have sand in my vagina" - DevilWTKC "It's a little more difficult to kill someone when you're staggering like a drugged rhino..." grendyll "Phaed, I never thought I'd say this, but you my friend are a fucking genius" -- Mortal Seraphim "ya know, I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda want herpes for Christmas" -- sun_tzu "I'm a loser. " -- Finnster
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ROCK!!!
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Looks like a phone company truck vomited off the top of the building there....How it got up there is beyond me....
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Ludicris Burnout
Join Date: Oct 2004
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You have no idea how bad I want to get in there and just cut a few of those wires and then laugh maniacally as I hand over the cutters to one of their admins.
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Living a Nightmare
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Holy fuck! I need to go take a couple pics of our rack in the server room for you guys to see. It's not that bad, but it's pretty damn close. We have some fiber woven into ours.
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Administrator
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Atlanta
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A FEW!? FEW? Can anyone say "saws-all"?
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"I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave - with all five fingers - for their hospitality." --President Bush "Well that's the way it works. It's kinda like life. You are alive your whole life, and then one day WHAMMO!! You're fucking dead" - Phaedrus "If you're flamable, and have legs, you're NEVER blocking a fire exit" - Mitch Hedberg ".... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou." "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein |
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Smell it... SMELL IT!!!!
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I'm thinking chain saw should about take care of it.
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www.voidofcontent.com "Only 90 hours a week?? Pussy." -- Big_Kahunaca "and yes godammit, I have sand in my vagina" - DevilWTKC "It's a little more difficult to kill someone when you're staggering like a drugged rhino..." grendyll "Phaed, I never thought I'd say this, but you my friend are a fucking genius" -- Mortal Seraphim "ya know, I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda want herpes for Christmas" -- sun_tzu "I'm a loser. " -- Finnster
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Living a Nightmare
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I'd like to find that company and offer to clean up all their shit. Say somewhere in the neighborhood of 250K.
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